A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

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cmulligan
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A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by cmulligan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:33 am

Hello team. This is Chris;the Don...uhm...I mean Team Captain of What's Sportsmanship?. Before we start someone check the doors & pull the blinds. That weasel;Islanderfan,is probably trying to spy on us,not to mention that nosy reporter,Eugene. First of all,I'd like to remind everyone of our team motto " It's not cheating if you're not caught and/or there are no surviving witnesses!". Now with that in mind,I want us all ready for some dirty,cutthroat,no-holds-barred,ultimate,cage match chess action! I know it's gonna get pretty ugly...but not as ugly as Brian at least... :D ! Remember to let me know in advance if one of your games start going poorly. Our "emergency" fund is full for financial "persuasion" of judges/opponents if needed. When that isn't possible I have several large gentlemen on retainer for solving things in a more "diplomatic" manner. That should cover everything. let me know if you have any questions & remember; NO SKIMMING ,unless you wanna get fitted for a pair of concrete shoes... :D

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Re: A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by islanderfan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 9:48 am

Hi my name is Josh, care to be friends??

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Re: A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by cmulligan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 10:17 am

Darnit! WHO LET HIM IN HERE!!! OUT!!! GET OUT NOW!!! This is a private meeting you four-flushing,yellow-bellied,cross-eyed,mealy-mouthed,buck-toothed,hump-backed,bow-legged snake in the grass! GET OOUUTT!!!!!! NOW!!!!! or I'm tellin'... :D

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Re: A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by islanderfan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:30 am

My name is Josh. I have a press pass from the daily chessiter lol

cmulligan
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Re: A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by cmulligan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 12:08 pm

Bullpoop!!! I know an Islanderfan when I smell one! The foul stench of hopelessness,despair,misery & defeat is unmistakeable!

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Re: A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by ecperreault » Thu Apr 12, 2012 3:34 pm

Oooo, who's handing out all the compliments!
Hello! Don't mind me... just passing (gas) through...

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Re: A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by cmulligan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:14 pm

GOOD GRIEF!!! I told you people not to let that dadgum,doggone,snoopy,interferin' reporter in here!!! This is supposed to be a SECRET, PRIVATE MEETING!!! OUT!!! OUT, I SAY!!! NOT YOU Team What's Sportsmanship?,I meant THEM!!! Sheesh,this is gonna be a long tournament...

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Re: A PRIVATE meeting of Team What's Sportsmanship? ONLY!!!

Post by islanderfan » Thu Apr 12, 2012 7:38 pm

Would like to have another editor come in if you don't mind. His name is Cliff and he is from Canada. He can give the canuk side!

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